Uploader: anonymous
me when someone is caught in 4k fucking to cbat and then they’re a cbater but they use emojis so I call in tyler life and kill them but then I ask AITA so then a dumb adult gives birth and I say natalism is cringe and life is bad and I own this boomer so Hudson Mohawke calls me breathtaking 26 (nice) times and then some cringe anti-cbater doesn’t get the joke so I woooosh them and then a heckin pupper bites that anti-cbater and I give him snaccos so then it’s le dank meme moment and I downdoot them and then I literally own them and get twenty six (nice) (more like twenty sex!) billion wholesomedoots and it’s a Reddit reference and it’s super chonker hecko 730 and then someone says it’s breathtaking but they’re actually not a cbater so I call in Hudson Mohawke to kill them because anti-cbaters are cringe and the anti-cbater is also natalist but my sister is sus so I put her in the heaven meme and Cbat is in Fortnite and I say today I fucked up and bring in Tyler Life and September 2022 Redditors to wholesomely cbatically destroy him and then I kill my brother because he said cbat wasn’t a good song and then I own this Instagram normie for using an emoji with downdoots (only intellectual Reddit users understand) and I realize Cbat also stands for Can't Buy a Thrill (Steely Dan's 1972 debut album) (say sike right now) but then I destroy all of the cringe kids and I have depression 730 (nice) because people hate Cbat but then I remember Cbat exists so I lose my depression that I had for 2 years because that's what heroes do and it’s very breathtaking 260
2024-04-02 12:32:44 UTC
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