Hello, mommy, hello daddy. I’ve been with this thought in my head for weeks now, i’ve been contemplating this idea on my dreams, my job and even when I’m having sex with my wife, the idea of commiting an act loathed by society, an act that is considered a major sin, an act that has ruined so, so many lifes. Although in my circumstance it could be taken off context and compressed into a convoluted stupidity of mine, it’s needed. Each time I hear the words “2 years”, I remember the cbat reddit story, each time I see a bat, I, in question of milliseconds, think “bat? More like Cbat!”. I can’t take this anymore, it’s tearing me apart, this burning feeling of laughing and humor is making me crazy, my friends haven’t been talking with me since last week, my wife is saying she’s tired of having to hear Cbat by Hudson Mohawke in the background each time we have to have sex, and the worse part, the worse part, when i cum, i scream “TODAY I FUCKED UP!” and she’d say to me, “Stop with this idiocy.” I can’t, i’m sorry mommy and daddy, I can’t take this anymore, my life is tearing apart. I haven’t slept for days. I'm about to be fired from my job, because I can't stop thinking about cbat when I see a reference to that story. Once a homeless individue tried to rob my phone, I pulled my Glock and I remembered my glock was white, like the cum, and if you have sex you can cum and you can have sex to cbat, then I started laughing like a psychopath, screaming “2 YEARS!”, he got scared and ran away, not from my joke, but probably from my Glock. I’m sorry mom, i’m sorry dad, but, i’m about to commit C-cide.

2024-06-11 13:47:59 UTC