Your post has been deleted from r/TIFU because it did not include sex. We don't care if it's true that you paralyzed a 26 (nice) year old man (M) by accident while driving 730 (nice) km/h in a 30 km zone, rules are rules. If you fucked him to Cbat afterwards, we would have allowed it, missed opportunity right there.
anonymous
2024-06-15 06:10:27 UTC
KILL CBATERS. BEHEAD CBATERS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A CBATER INTO THE CONCRETE. SLAM DUNK A CBATER INTO THE TRASHCAN. CRUCIFY FILTHY CBATERS. DEFECATE IN A CBATER’S FOOD. STIR FRY CBATERS IN A WOK. LAUNCH CBATERS INTO THE SUN. TOSS CBATERS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES. TWIST CBATERS HEADS OFF. FEED CBATERS TO PIRANHAS. CURBSTOMP CBATERS. JUDO THROW CBATERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER. KARATE CHOP CBATERS IN HALF. PEE IN A CBATER’S GAS TANK. CRUSH CBATERS IN A TRASH COMPACTOR. TRAP CBATERS IN QUICKSAND. LIQUEFY CBATERS IN A VAT OF ACID. EAT CBATERS. DISSECT CBATERS. EXTERMINATE CBATERS IN THE GAS CHAMBER. STOMP CBATER SKULLS WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS. CREMATE CBATERS IN THE OVEN. LOBOTOMIZE CBATERS. GRIND CBATER FETUSES IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. VAPORIZE CBATERS WITH A RAY GUN. KICK OLD CBATERS DOWN THE STAIRS. FEED CBATERS TO ALLIGATORS. SLICE CBATERS WITH A KATANA. STRAP CBATERS TO AN ARTILLERY SHELL. USE CBATERS AS TANK LUBRICANT. STRANGLE A CBATER. DRAFT A CBATER. RAPE CBATERS. THROW CBATERS INTO THE SUN. HUMAN CENTIPEDE CBATERS FOR ENERGY. REPORT CBATERS TO THE IRS. VAN CBATERS. DROP A CBATER DOWN A VOLCANO. DEFECATE IN A CBATERS NOSTRILS. GIVE CBATERS A PERMANENT PINK EYE. PHYSICALLY INVERT A CBATER. POINT AN EBAY CERTIFIED FOR HOME USE LASER IN A CBATER'S EYES. CONDEMN A CBATER TO A TRANNY PRISON. CASTRATE A CBATER. REMOVE THE CBATERS LIMBS. LOBOTOMIZE A CBATER. ASK THE CBATER FOR DIRECTIONS AND SUCKERPUNCH HIM. SQUEZE A CBATER'S BALLS WITH A VICE GRIP. FEED A CBATER TO A ROTTWEILER. GIFT A CBATER A SHITBULL RESCUE. FEED CBATERS TO BULLS. STEAM FRY A CBATER. LEAVE A CBATER INSIDE A WASHING MACHINE ON HIGHEST HEAT. EXPELL CBATERS TO INDIA. TUMBLE DRY A CBATER. CUT OFF A CBATERS NIPPLES. KEEP CBATERS IN PETTING ZOOS. MAKE CBATERS BLIND AND DEATH. USE CBATERS TO CLEAR MINEFIELDS.
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