Cbat also known as “Cbat the Cunt” is a fucking mistake. Who the fuck created this dickhead amalgamation of metal and wires. A stupid fucking dumbass song that made me leave this subreddit. C’s stupid fucking words, “2 years” the infamous fucking sentence the Cbat Reddit story emits from my stupid fucking bitchy screen. Fuck you Cbat. Times were so simple when c didn’t exist. C ruins everything that exists. Every bad thing that has happened to this earth is because of fucking Cbat. And if I hear one more thing about c I swear. I will fucking break, this is the last straw Cbat. I’ll fucking start a revolution against you, you bitch. Stupid ass song. Damn you Cbat.

Cbat also known as “Cbat the Cunt” is a fucking mistake. Who the fuck created this dickhead amalgamation of metal and wires. A stupid fucking dumbass song that made me leave this subreddit. C’s stupid fucking words, “2 years” the infamous fucking sentence the Cbat Reddit story emits from my stupid fucking bitchy screen. Fuck you Cbat. Times were so simple when c didn’t exist. C ruins everything that exists. Every bad thing that has happened to this earth is because of fucking Cbat. And if I hear one more thing about c I swear. I will fucking break, this is the last straw Cbat. I’ll fucking start a revolution against you, you bitch. Stupid ass song. Damn you Cbat.

"CBAT GOOD SOUTH PARK BAD" I say, as the sweat dribbles down my forehead and unto my chest. I start uncontrollably shaking, as I log onto reddit to raid r/southpark because south park is worse than hitler. Before I do so, I quickly go jerk off to the latest cbatic porn video on porn hub. It feels euphoric. I am absolutely ready. I enter the subreddit. It's even worse than I could have imagined. People have interests in something I don't like. This can't be happening, I exclaim, with piss dripping down my balls. I start screeching at the top of my lungs as I smash my table with my chicken tendies on it. I start furiously typing on my dry cum-soaked keyboard, clack after clack, vigorously replying to someone who enjoys south park. I cry, and cry, and cry, as the cum drips down my dicknballs and into my ass, because someone enjoys south park and I don't; in fact, it's such an atrocity that I start shaking uncontrollably once again. I need to get revenge on those evil fans. I launder hundreds of thousands of dollars after years of hard work. I rob numerous banks across the country and change my name and appearance almost monthly. I am ready. I start a botnet; It mass downvotes every post that puts south park in any form of a positive light. I will be the savior of reddit; taking away the internet points of the evil fans. The botnet is hard at work, absolutely obliterating anyone who has a positive opinion about south park. I start a sentient ai that hounds out south park fans and gives me their location, name, bank details, and their souls. After a hard-worked day of sending south park fans death threats and other 'content', I lie back down in my piss and cum soaked bed with my anime body pillow, and say to myself 'today was a good day'.