I was at the grocery store the other day and this lady walked by me wearing a green sweater. and I thought GREEN?!?! LIKE FART CLOUDS??? So I pointed at her and screamed "IS THAT A FART REFERENCE?!?!?!?!" everyone looked at me like I was crazy but I didn't know why. I said "EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE FARTS CAN GO DIE!" I walked next to her for a few minutes talking about how great farts are and then she kicked me away!!! Stupid fartaphobic...

2024-06-25 03:12:20 UTC