All Cbat did was be a good song and Tyler’s GF bullied c and spread rumors about c and unfriended c for being a bad song. She made reditors think Cbat was bad. And dumb is fat and has cancer
STOP FREAKING SENDING CBAT MEMES!!! Ok, i know some may be funny but STILL ITS SO ANNOYING1!!11 Like man, every time i go in this discord channel i see a cbat meme. Why would you do this? Its all flooded with cbat memes. I Just hate how your doing this. Your sending way too much of these. Get the hell out and touch grass! Stop it! You either got these from reddit, perchance or rainbooru. Back to the topic, sending cbat memes also harms the environment. Plants and animals die of cringe or bleach overdoses. Cbat memes are so cringe! They also harm humanity, because us humans have a soul and feel more cringe. Therapy for almost everything exists, but the trauma from cbat, IT CANT BE FORGOTTEN! I Just want peace. What has this world become? Wasnt it all just roblox and games back in 2019? Now its a huge goofy mess. Full of cbat and tylerlife. I Just cant escape it. I Want to go back in the past. S. T. O. P S.E.N.D.I.N.G.C.B.A.T ! ! !
anonymous
2024-06-26 23:01:48 UTC
no way can someone be this clueless.
no way. I refuse to believe it.
First, you shouldn't be playing the same song every time you bang...
second, it should never be this song...
it's absurd that this was even thought of, joke or not.
anonymous
2024-06-27 06:07:32 UTC
Concerned Christian mother here, recently my 14 year old son mentioned a song called "Cbat" after someone said something along the words "2 years". While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he called me an "anti-cbater". His grades have been dropping heavily ever since that day and now he’s threatening me with violence. Yesterday I entered his room to see him smoking a cigar and playing extremely Loud earrape (sinner) music, he has dyed his hair blue and now refuses to go to Bible study unless we “take the cbater spaceship”. I don’t know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transport except that. He also recently went to the courthouse to try to change his name to "u/TylerLife" Please I am so concerned, what do I do and how should I stop this behavior?
anonymous
2024-06-27 06:10:58 UTC
“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies
anonymous
2024-06-27 06:18:46 UTC
24-year old Henry James has been kicked out of a funeral after telling Amazon’s assistant, Alexa, to play the song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke because the funeral was “so sad”. Henry was in the funeral of a friend’s grandmother. He was there to support his friend Paul Smith, who was devastated by the loss. Unfortunately, there was an Alexa assistant in the funeral, which was the main assistant of Paul’s grandma, since she was old and it was easier for her to just “talk to the machine”. At the moment of the last goodbye, everyone was crying intensely, and Henry accidentally slipped out “this is so sad, Alexa play Cbat”. Alexa wasted no time and immediately played Cbat, making everyone stop crying because they didn’t understand what was happening. Paul, after realizing what just happened, kicked Henry out of the funeral. Paul promised never to talk to Henry again.
anonymous
2024-06-27 12:02:59 UTC
SO, YOU'VE DONE IT - RIGHT?! YOU'VE FOUND YOUR LITTLE MASTERMIND AND ARE JUST GOING TO KILL ME ANYWAY, YEAH? BUT LET ME TELL YOU, THIS WAS NOT FOR "DESPAIR" OR "JUSTICE" OR ANYTHING ELSE! SEE, I TOO HAVE A FAKE TALENT... I WAS NOT THE ULTIMATE STORYWRITER, BUT THE ULTIMATE CBATER! SEE, CBAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SONG FOR YEARS UPON YEARS UPON YEARS, AND I MADE A NAME FOR MYSELF BEING THE ABSOLUTE BEST AT IT... BUT AS ALL SONGS DO, IT EVENTUALLY DIED - MY TALENTS BECOMING USELESS TO THIS CRUEL WORLD. AS I'VE SAID IN PREVIOUS TRIALS, WE LIVE IN A "SOCIETY" WHERE WE ARE PUT DOWN BY THOSE AT THE TOP, YES?! WE ALL AGREE CORRECT?! I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS AND THOUGHT TO MYSELF... "WHAT IF WE LIVED IN A C-CIETY?!!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" SO THAT'S WHAT I DID, I MADE A REAL LIFE CBATER SIMULATOR WITH MYSELF AS THE CBATER!!! EVEN IF YOU KILL ME, I WIN, I MADE YOU PLAY REAL LIFE CBATER SIMULATOR! 2 YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
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