Now I am become Tyler Life, the fucker to Cbat.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! THE CBATERS ARE COMING THE CBATERS ARE COMING! NOOOO THE CFOG IS COMING THE CFOG IS COMING I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF. THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED IS GOING TO KILL ME! 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS! SEPTEMBER 1 2032 THE DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING!!! MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON CAUSED MY TESTICULAR TORSION! THE HAT MAN IS OUT TO GET ME NOOOOOO!

AITA for killing my son? So basically, I (14F) was cooking dinner for my super sexy morbidly obese gamer cbater husband (54M) as well as my cbat-pilled special needs son Hubert (0M) when Hubert walked in and said “Mother, it is with deep regret that I inform you I am actually the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, and today I viciously slaughtered 730 Jews (nice) and 26 black people (nice). Please give me my chicken tendies now or I’ll commit the act of having sexual intercourse with you to Hudson Mohawke’s infamous 2011 song “Cbat”.” I was very upset because jews make all the marvel movies (wholesome 100), and my husband loves to watch me have sex with black people to Cbat, so I borrowed the AR-15 my husband had saved for a mass shooting and shot my son (adolf hitler) 26 times (without reloading) in the head, before lighting him on fire and detonating a claymore on him. My husband wheeled out of our room in his electric scooter and told me I did the right thing, and that now we had more money for ourselves, but I feel guilty for not remembering a cbatic quote to say before shooting my son (“Life is Cbat” “Cbat is better than my stupid son” ect.) AITA?