I HATE CBAT SO MUCH. CBAT POSTERS PISS ME OFF. STOP STOP STOP I HATE IT I HATE IT. EVERY GODDAMN POST I SEE ANYMORE IS JUST “oh 2 years lol lol sex to cbat…” “26 730 nice cbat numbers oh hahahahaha1!” SHUT THE FUCK UP I SWEAR TO GOD. Before you say “oh stop using social media… oh stop this stop that…” THIS STUPID SONG KEEPS SHOWING UP IN EVERY FUCKING ASPECT OF MY MISERABLE LIFE. MY “””Friends””” WONT STOP SPAMMING ME WITH THE STUPID FUCKING CBAT STORY EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DREADFUL DAY. IVE TOLD THEM I HATE IT BUT THAT SEEMS TO MAKE THEM SEND IT EVEN MORE. WHEN I LEAST EXPECT IT, THIS ABSOLUTE HELL OF AN OVERUSED MEME GETS THROWN INTO MY INBOX AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT. I CANNOT GO A SINGLE MINUTE WITHOUT SEEING THE CBAT STORY. I HATE CBAT SO MUCH, IT IS SO UNFUNNY, IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND IT IS TEXTBOOK DEFINITION OF AN OVERUSED MEME. I swear I’m starting to develop a genuine fear of this song because when I hear it my fight or flight gets triggered. It is ABOMINABLE and a MOCKERY OF HUMAN INTENTIONS. I FUCKING HATE CBAT I HATE IT. CBAT IS A DUMB MEME AND I HOPE MY FRIENDS STOP SENDING IT.

We had a school assembly today, and the speaker was talking about bullying. The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said "I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying for the past two years." Honestly, I couldn't believe my ears. I thought, "There is no way the speaker just said two years." I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the song is a turn off!" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes). To my surprise, no one laughed. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" I decided to explain to everyone what I was talking about, and said "Get it guys? It's from the Cbat Reddit story." Still, no one understood the reference. I turned towards my friend Caleb (I know him from band), and said "You get it, right? It's from the cbat reddit story!" However, he had his head buried into his lap. I looked at my friend Dalton (He plays the trumpet in band, just like I do), and yelled "Dalton, do you get the joke????" He didn't even make eye contact. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." I screamed back at her "SCHOOL ASSEMBLY?? MORE LIKE CBATER MEETING!" I then ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said "SHE'S AN ANTI-CBATER!!! I SAW HER TALK SHIT ABOUT CBAT!" Still, no one laughed. I then said "My girlfriend hates my sex music!!" (referencing the meme). No one understood the reference. I saw people whispering to each other, but no one laughed. I then said "You guys don't get it?? That's not very Wholesome 100." When I realized no one was laughing, I yelled "Don't any of you guys use reddit?" The audience was dead silent, until someone yelled "Sit down!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "You're cbatic!!" I don't think anyone got the joke becaude no one laughed, so I said "Do you guys know who Tyler Life is?" No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Tyler is. I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it. I trolled EVERYONE. I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion).