I am addicted to cbat. I post about it every day. I cannot go five minutes without hysterically chanting “2 YEARS!” I whisper to myself the language of the cult beyond matter which I have found myself within. In parking lots as I walk I say “TODAY I FUCKED UP!” It won’t leave, it won’t exit my cursed brain, I hate it, loath it, despise it, wish it would DIE DIE DIE, perish, burn, erase itself from haunting me, afflicting me with an illness of the mind, cbat.

2 years? 2 years. I said 2, years, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the Cbat Reddit story! How can you not laugh at it? Today I fucked up! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Cbat memes! Lets beat him to death! My girlfriend hates my sex music. She didn’t tell me for 2 years making sex now awkward. The Cbat Reddit story in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Cbat and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? You’re so anti-cbatic. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go fuck my girlfriend with music playing in the background. Hahahaha!

dude I fucking hate when I huoerfixate this hard, I can't even focus anymore, it's just that stupid fuckung cbat reddit story, trying to work in class for once in your stupid life? Working for 2 years. Trying to talk to a friend but they send a question mark? Questioning how I nut to Cbat. Someone mentions a bat? Cbat. Someone mentions "years" 2 years! I can't even do SHIT anymore it's so fucking bad, I hop on reddit to post about it as soon as I get home, until I have to do something, and then, I git back in again. It's to the point where im fucking starving, refusing to go to the restroom, refusing to take showers, I just hate it I hate it so much. But I wanna keep posting, I want to post about it everyday for the rest if my life. And I'm so confused and I hate it.