Orange: Hey apple! Apple! Hey, hey Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey apple! Hey apple! Apple! Hey, apple! Apple: What, what, what is it? Orange: Sex to Cbat! Hahahahahaha! Apple: Yeah. That story was "funny" the last 400 times you referenced it Orange: Hey Apple! Apple: What?! Orange: 2 years! Hahahahaha! Apple: STOP! Orange: Hey! Hey apple! Apple: WHAT?!?! Orange: Can you do 26 (nice) sexes to Cbat with me in 730 (nice) seconds? Apple: What kind of question is that? I can't even have sex. How am i gonna have sex to Cbat? Orange: Hey! Apple: What? Orange: Hey Apple? Apple: What?!?! Orange: Can you do this? (makes squeaky noises that sound like Cbat) Apple: No! Orange: (continues with noise) Try it! Apple: No! Stop it! (orange continues with noise) Apple: Okay you've made your point! Stop It! Apple: Would you PLEASE be quiet! (orange peers at apple) Apple: For crying out loud? Would you stop your yammering for longer than 3 SECONDS! I can even hear myself think! Ugh! (pants angrily) Orange: Hey Apple! Apple: What?! Orange: Today I fucked up! Apple: Huh?? (knife cuts through Apple) Apple: ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Orange: Sex to Cbat! (apple continues screaming) Orange: Hey pear! Pear: Oh, god.

Get it people? South park bad cbat good, I worship Tyler Life and Hudson Mohawke and want them both to kidnap me and they can rape me if they want. I use reddit and have millions of karma and everytime I make a post on r/teenagers about south park being the 13th deadly cardinal sin I always get 26k+ Upvotes / Karma and 730 gold and 730 silver. Wait? What do you mean I’m just a 730+lb neckbeard who bullies people for watching a show? You mean cbat isn’t the best song of all time and you use emojis? I will get all my friends to downvote you and doxx you and ruin your life you fucking south parker. Mark my words...

45th U.S. President Donald J. Trump was found hanging from a noose in the Oval Office on July 20th, 2023 at 11:45 a.m. ET. In his left pocket was a single note that read “Cbat... C was too strong! C made me realize that I was not very Le Epic Cbater Chungus Heckin’ Wholesome Chonker 100, and now I must commit LEGO step to redeem myself in the eyes of the holy lord himself, Hudson Mohawke, and his immaculate ally, Tyler Life.”