Girls be like: we hate cbat so we turn anti-cbatic Boys be like: uno reverse! *turns cbatic* Girls: shocked pikachu face Sperm trying to get into eachother: confused 730 Goku: has sex with Wednesday to cbat for 2 years Wednesday: pregnancy 100 Me: I’m antinatalist abort it now

“CBAT GOOD SOUTH PARK BAD” I say, as the sweat dribbles down my forehead and unto my chest. I start uncontrollably shaking, as I log onto reddit to raid r/southpark because south park is worse than hitler. Before I do so, I quickly go jerk off to the latest cbatic porn video on porn hub. It feels euphoric. I am absolutely ready. I enter the subreddit. It’s even worse than I could have imagined. People have interests in something I don’t like. This can’t be happening, I exclaim, with piss dripping down my balls. I start screeching at the top of my lungs as I smash my table with my chicken tendies on it. I start furiously typing on my dry cum-soaked keyboard, clack after clack, vigorously replying to someone who enjoys south park. I cry, and cry, and cry, as the cum drips down my dicknballs and into my ass, because someone enjoys south park and I don’t; in fact, it’s such an atrocity that I start shaking uncontrollably once again. I need to get revenge on those evil fans. I launder hundreds of thousands of dollars after years of hard work. I rob numerous banks across the country and change my name and appearance almost monthly. I am ready. I start a botnet; It mass downvotes every post that puts south park in any form of a positive light. I will be the savior of reddit; taking away the internet points of the evil fans. The botnet is hard at work, absolutely obliterating anyone who has a positive opinion about south park. I start a sentient ai that hounds out south park fans and gives me their location, name, bank details, and their souls. After a hard-worked day of sending south park fans death threats and other ‘content’, I lie back down in my piss and cum soaked bed with my anime body pillow, and say to myself ‘today was a good day’.

CBAT. is that all you SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY?? duuuurrr 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS CBAT CBAT. TIFU TIFU SEX SEX SEX TIFU SEX. i feel like im in a FUCKING ASYLUM full of dementia ridden OLD PEOPLE. where they can do nothing but repeat the SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD. CBAT CBAT CBAT CBAT. SEX 2 YEARS 2 YEARS. TODAY I FUCKED UP. LOL 2 YEARS. SEX TO CBAT. 2 YEARS. TIFU. CBAT IS A GOOD SONG. i fucking HATE the internet so GOD DAMN MUCH FUCK SHITPOSTING HONEST TO GOD i fucking hope your mother CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL you COCKSUCKER but OHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CBATIC ISN'T IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wow who farted 😘 who passed gas 🥹 who let one rip 🤗 whoever did i love your fart smell. in fact i just love farts in general. i am a fartsexual fartromantic fartgender person so it's obvious. Also I love brown green and white. Cause brown is the color of poop and green is the color of fart clouds and white is the color of my fartsexual ass. Cause black guys suck lol. They suck my FARTS FROM A TUBE!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣DONT LOOK AT ME MAN I ONLY HAVE NINE CHILDREN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣